Lost in translation…

There is nothing I love more than getting a parcel from my sister who lives in Sapporo Japan. Alison has a knack of finding the most weird and wonderful things in her local supermarket, corner shop or beyond.

Whilst I was packing up recently I found the following collection of items I still haven’t used – probably because half of them I’m really quite uncertain what to do with and let me tell you that the pictures that are sometimes on the back are of NO help as you will soon see. Those that do have some kind of English translation are hilarious and its often of no help either.

Yep, just what you need a black tongue brush to show up all that gingivitis etc!
Yep, just what you need a black tongue brush to show up all that gingivitis etc!

 

Happy feet? I think this one could be a foot soaker.
Happy feet? I think this one could be a foot soaker.

 

Every gal needs beautiful hands, whack on some moisturiser and then these gloves for real penetrating absorption to occur!
Every gal needs beautiful hands, whack on some moisturiser and then these gloves for real penetrating absorption to occur!

 

Ok, this one has me stumped! It looks like something for an amputee...
Ok, this one has me stumped! It looks like something for an amputee…

 

Mmm, the back 'aint helping me people! Still looks like a bandage for wrapping around your wound after the gangrene has been removed.
Mmm, the back ‘aint helping me people! Still looks like a bandage for wrapping around your wound after the gangrene has been removed.

But now, wait for it, the piece-de-resistance….

Nippless! Bandages to cover your nipples - for modesty of course!
Nippless! Bandages to cover your nipples – for modesty of course!

 

I've yet to have had an occasion to use these - hard to believe I know!
I’ve yet to have had an occasion to use these – hard to believe I know!

 

I think it's the thought of having to rip them off afterwards that's the deterrent.
I think it’s the thought of having to rip them off afterwards that’s the deterrent.

2 thoughts on “Lost in translation…

  1. You must be a shameless hussy not to yet have had a need for the Nippless product! It reminds me of the time on Sex in the City when they tried out rubber nipples, the polar opposite of Nippless. 🙂

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